Saturday, June 28, 2008
family outing !
*1 hole sia =.=*
I'm Back !
I had my first family outin today ! since i dunno when's our last 1... sad yea?...haha
anw we went to East Coast Park together.
Stopped by katong to get sum Katong laksa!! and also LOADS of other foods... haha!
Once we've reached we went to find a seat & start our munching.
After tat we went off to rent skates & bikes! while my dad lied down & Slept. Relax~~ my doggy went too!!! XD
My sis & mum rented bikes & I rented skates but after awhile i changed to a bike cause the skates was screwed & It made my feet cramp =/
!!! before I continue I wanna say sumthin "letting ur dog pull u while u're wearing ur skates RULES ! It was damn fun I swear. too bad I dun hv a video or sumthin. lots of ppl were like lookin at me. LOL! felt like I'm mushin at the north pole. haha!"
Ok nxt~
My mum was really funny on the bike ! & I see my dad on a bike for the FIRST time!!
My mum was like so act man ... she said "I can't ride slow 1 I nid to ride fast then can."
then she is like riding but she say "I cant fast cause alot of ppl ard me , I scared bang into them" LOL! load of crap ! she' funny lar srsly.
but the sad thing is she fell while riding over a huge hump =/
scraped her knees but luckily she's fine & said "no worries , nt pain ! lets move on, dad's waitin"
cool~~
after we finish a round of cyclin in the park , we went back & left my mum wif my dad.
My sis & I went to carl's jr to get a drink.
There was a carnival there ... its really cool~! " Clowns on high sticks & ppl wearin funny shoes"
I saw Alan Wu & Wong lili there ! ALSO! Glen Ong & Jamie Yeo !!! haha! cool!!
On my way back its my turn to fall ... haha!
1 hand holdin the large self-made lemon tea & riding the bike.
o.O I cld actually ride without my hands ... haha fun!
then when I see the ppl infront coming in fast, I wanted to slow down BUT
I pressed the breaks too HARD & ended up flying off my bike & almost did a somersault face planted onto the floor & you can actually see many pieces of Lemon flying ard... haha!!
I scraped my left arms & totally tooked out the skin on 1 of my left knuckle.
But the crazy thing is.. I quickly stood up & started laughin... lol! tt sounds crazy =/
anyway the wound at first looked pretty bad & the blood is flowing~~~ haha
but now after I took my bathe.. it looked pretty well alrdy.
after all these we went to Unos to eat our dinner! had a huge meal
which cause my huge size...haha!
okie~I'm back now feelin tired haha, off to heal my wounds.
~to be continued "here's a pic of my wound after my bathe. dun look bad jus a small scrape ha!"
oh oh!! I also went back today to get my testimonial. I'm too LAZY to talk abt it BUT i just wanna
say 1 thing."THIS GUY'S ASS OWNS ALL!!!"
*try smacking it, its NICE & hard! & bouncy all at the SAME time! my hand hurt when I smacked it for the last ime. haha!*
End.
~dunno if wad I'm gonna do is rite but I'll try it out, will miss you.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
boreddd
*do we look alike?* my dad!! =D
Ello! I'm just gonna write a boring post =/
anyway if i'm nt wrong The Great Singapore Sales is on?
I'm runnin out of things to wear *damn* I feel like shoppin for new stuff
but the thing is, I HATE shopping . lol. I dunno why, perhaps It was hw I was raised.
Nv being able to choose wad I wanna buy or wear always gettin comments like "bad taste" "ah beng lar" "omg ugly shit". This cause me nt to ever wanna choose anythin myself & discourages me to buy things =.= . "thx alot sis"
can anyone help?... haha
Anyway tis is really a short post , I'm gonna end here.
~signing out.
"snore"
Monday, June 23, 2008
Back from my trip... woo hoo!
*This is how i will look like when I'm dead surrounded by a bed of flowers*
Sup ppl !!!!
I am BACK !!! *muhahahaha*
Back from my trip frm Genting.
Well its pretty fun, I went wif my parens & my best fren (JunHong)
we've been frens , hmmmm 9+ years? cool yea !?
haha well I think I gained a Ton after the trip *DAMN* Eat & Play , Play & Eat then Sleep. =.=
We did lots of Stupid things together ranging from Eating Crazily to Sneaking Ard to places we're nt suppose to. LOL
Eating Crazily-- Ben~"hey wanna eat?" Jun~"wad u wanna eat?" Ben~"hmm i wan chicken but i also wan burger leh" Jun~"order both lar..! or eat the family feast ar!" Ben~"U SIAO AR!? , hmmmm ok la family feast... lets hv ice cream after tt, then hotdog then .. hmmm think later" Jun~"Steady ! Set!"
Sneaking~ We went to the lvl 16-18 storey of the highland hotel where they deny access to ppl without the elite card which is used in the lift to get up there. We used the stairs . LOL
ppl who nv get to see tis before hv got to chk tis out. Its like King's palace compared to the rest of the floors =.=
let the pics do the talking man
Here are sum photos of the trip.
*Kill the penguin!!!*
GONDOLA TRIP
*reach out for the balls?*
"We actually got scolded by the security for doin all these..LOL ! but... who cares !?"
*like sum"ah pek" sia
*dumb faces*
*nth's too big for tis ride*
*tt includes me ! hahah!*
*take a look at 16-17 storey of the hotel. Nice rite!?*
*king's place*
*break it down ppl*
*he says it looks like "Jay Zhou" I just think it looks lik a old man wif a fat belly. LOL!*
*woo hoo!*
*I AM PANDA ! HEAR ME RAWR!*
*"hey ladies, wanna ride?"
*who turn off the lights!?*
*I'm full & there were too much chocolate, so... I decided to write my name*
*Me before a ride, the woman looked fierce behind me T.T*
*lastly I wanna say, if it doesn't sound gay
I love my bestfren. Thx for everythin man*
Here are sum photos of the trip.
*Kill the penguin!!!*
GONDOLA TRIP
*reach out for the balls?*
"We actually got scolded by the security for doin all these..LOL ! but... who cares !?"
*like sum"ah pek" sia
*dumb faces*
*nth's too big for tis ride*
*tt includes me ! hahah!*
*take a look at 16-17 storey of the hotel. Nice rite!?*
*king's place*
*break it down ppl*
*he says it looks like "Jay Zhou" I just think it looks lik a old man wif a fat belly. LOL!*
*woo hoo!*
*I AM PANDA ! HEAR ME RAWR!*
*"hey ladies, wanna ride?"
*who turn off the lights!?*
*I'm full & there were too much chocolate, so... I decided to write my name*
*Me before a ride, the woman looked fierce behind me T.T*
*lastly I wanna say, if it doesn't sound gay
I love my bestfren. Thx for everythin man*
thats about it ppl . I'm gonna hit the sack . zZzZz
here's sum video to end the post ~
here's sum video to end the post ~
*watch me do teleportation "Jumper style but fat version"*
*watch him ninja through the cars*
*through the cars again BUT 100X faster!!*
*Sumthin we cooked up while we're bored.
hope u guys enjoyed it...hahah !*
~FUN-- Friend's Undies = Nice! ~
Sunday, June 15, 2008
haha I'm back !
"ello senior~~"Ok.. The shit head is back !
Sorry for nt posting a new post after so long, I went away to relieve myself frm the fear of the bisexual re-hunting me again.
Been out these 2 days & had such a great time! XD
First day, I went out ViVo to hunt for a gift for my dad. "Happy Father's Day"
I got him a Phone. lol!. Went into the shop "Excuse me, I'm lookin for sumthin wif BIG screen BIG fonts BIG buttons under a budget of $***" *pointed to the phone. "OK! I'll take that thank you" tt's hw I got his gift. haha.
Second day, I went to the IT fair at suntec. hmmmmm... wasn't much though the same old thing.
thought of buyin Creative ZenStone, suppose to be a micro BoomBox BUT when I see the real thing, I was thinking " how can such a puny & light thing be much of a BoomBox?" so I gave up eventually tryin to buy sumthin that might be softer than my phone =/
Ate PastaMania!...hahaha I mean the pasta nt the shop =X
Eventually I went home after that . Still had fun though going out & everythin =D "kakaka"
To: "Thank you for being there with me, really appreciate it"
~Hope we can be one~
Sorry for nt posting a new post after so long, I went away to relieve myself frm the fear of the bisexual re-hunting me again.
Been out these 2 days & had such a great time! XD
First day, I went out ViVo to hunt for a gift for my dad. "Happy Father's Day"
I got him a Phone. lol!. Went into the shop "Excuse me, I'm lookin for sumthin wif BIG screen BIG fonts BIG buttons under a budget of $***" *pointed to the phone. "OK! I'll take that thank you" tt's hw I got his gift. haha.
Second day, I went to the IT fair at suntec. hmmmmm... wasn't much though the same old thing.
thought of buyin Creative ZenStone, suppose to be a micro BoomBox BUT when I see the real thing, I was thinking " how can such a puny & light thing be much of a BoomBox?" so I gave up eventually tryin to buy sumthin that might be softer than my phone =/
Ate PastaMania!...hahaha I mean the pasta nt the shop =X
Eventually I went home after that . Still had fun though going out & everythin =D "kakaka"
To: "Thank you for being there with me, really appreciate it"
~Hope we can be one~
Friday, June 13, 2008
lessons
I've learnt a few things today.lesson 1 : Being stalked by a bisexual is nt fun thing.
First hand experience by me!. haha. first this person started talkin to me on msn & the nxt thing you noe it he likes me!! omg! lol. Its really not a pleasant thing believe me, I shall not go into detail. =X
Lesson 2 : Being at home for a long period of time cause temporary craziness.
First you'll start to shout crazy things that you urself dun understand then u'll mumble to urself & tryin to figure out wad date izzit since u're so out of touched with it. Suddenly before you noe it, you'll start to disturb your dog thinking tt it'll play the Xbox wif you. Its stupid, trust me Been there Done that.
Lesson 3: Being happy doesn't mean happiness.
I've not been doin anythin these days & after I got rid of my bisexual hindrance & continued to chat on the phone. Though its the happiest thing i've did since the holiday started & I enjoyed it greatly. Its been a long time since I've chatted this much but still... nv expected it'll still end up in a mess. I wish I knew wad was going on, but just when i thought I had all the answers , It smacked me rite back at my face. Guess I dunno wad's going on afterall.
Well I'm done wif today's post, now I'm off sigh~~~ away.
~I hate It when I cant't find the answers for my questions~
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
boredom became my second name
I'm bored... seriously...
well about today... hmmmmm... woke up 3.30pm i guess then first thing i did was went online...haha, chatted ever since then.
9pm: Went out for dinner at WestMall !... ate Bali Thai. It was freaking crowded so we ended up eatin there.. haha... my dad was like.."Table for 4. YES!.. WE WANNA PLAY MAHJONG! " lol!!!.. random man. Then at the table while we ate. The person pronounced Green Curry as Grey curry & my dad was like rubbin it in. "GREY?! GREY!? you meant green rite?.." tt made the person freakin ps... lol...& he was like" I take the sotong from the nxt table alright? dun waste food!... we're saving the earth by doin so.. they will become garbage if we dun finish it." lol.. my sis was like "nonononnono!!" but he still took it... HAHA!... then my sis asked my mum to put it back & my dad was like "they didn't see it when I took it...if u're gonna put it back.. THEY'RE GONNA SEE IT!!...then u'll ps urself" HAH!!.. omg.. tt was funny.
Back at home : it was raining heavily & I'm bored again but tis time i feel full in my belly haha.. watched discovery channel "Fight Quest" but was kicked out by my sis for her drama shows..=.=
well about today... hmmmmm... woke up 3.30pm i guess then first thing i did was went online...haha, chatted ever since then.
9pm: Went out for dinner at WestMall !... ate Bali Thai. It was freaking crowded so we ended up eatin there.. haha... my dad was like.."Table for 4. YES!.. WE WANNA PLAY MAHJONG! " lol!!!.. random man. Then at the table while we ate. The person pronounced Green Curry as Grey curry & my dad was like rubbin it in. "GREY?! GREY!? you meant green rite?.." tt made the person freakin ps... lol...& he was like" I take the sotong from the nxt table alright? dun waste food!... we're saving the earth by doin so.. they will become garbage if we dun finish it." lol.. my sis was like "nonononnono!!" but he still took it... HAHA!... then my sis asked my mum to put it back & my dad was like "they didn't see it when I took it...if u're gonna put it back.. THEY'RE GONNA SEE IT!!...then u'll ps urself" HAH!!.. omg.. tt was funny.
Back at home : it was raining heavily & I'm bored again but tis time i feel full in my belly haha.. watched discovery channel "Fight Quest" but was kicked out by my sis for her drama shows..=.=
Well... tts about it i guess hhhaa... back to scratching my butt..XD.
~ppl who scratch their butt tends to be cleverer~
Monday, June 9, 2008
Hibernation
Peace.I've been awake since ytd. & didn't sleep till the nxt afternoon at bout 2pm..
well.. wad did i do? lol msn msn msn till all my contacts went to bed & i'm the only lunatic left.
My last friend knocked out at 7am. GUESS WHO!? lol...*looking ard* HINT: SHe's CHINA !!...
HAHHA.=X just kidding.. dun be mad.!! Then i went back to playin warcraft (dota) till i didn't
realise its alrdy 12 pm !!! OMG!... hw long hv I been winning.. lol
Now here i am awake at 10.10pm back to msn-ing & bloggin bout tis stupid day.. haha..
ok tts bout it then.Going back to count my right side's armpit hair , just finished my left side ytd XD.
~life is like hairs on ur pits where at times it just
tangles up in f* ked'up situations which pisses u off
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Mundane
"Bored till my bones are stiff & my brain is dead. Someone save me !"
*Arrgs!*
Am I Bored ?.. OR am I BORED!!!... ok... I'm like freakin bored rite now. I dunno wad to do to entertain myself. Stayin at home means games! games!... & more games!! Going out means spend money money! & more money!!.. which I am veri lack of rite now.. oH My Gosh! .
Anyone who hv any job offers for workin a week or 2 part-time , pls offer it to me..!!..
Friends are all bz wif their lives i guess , well tt leaves me alone?.. haha..
Ser Wei's grounded & ain't gonna make it to the chalet. i hope she'll make it though. I'm prayin hard *Hands Clasped* No fun without her..hha!
Well.. I'm just listening to sum music while layin back on my throne.
Where's zi ting!!!??!! I wanna talk to her !!!... haha...
well.. tts about it... back to counting my hairs...lallala *bored*
~Bored & Stiff to the core
Burned like the ashes I've laid~
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Play wif me frens...
Name: Benjamin Goi
Age: 18
Bdae:17,May ,1990
School: Ngee Ann Poly
About me: As you can see i look like some Bian Tai ass holdin a kitchen knife , no need much explaining . Well. I'm an easy going person who likes to hv loads of fun with friends, loves to meet anyone who is fun. I've you're FUN...u're wanted by me.. haha.
~Beneath this fat exterior , lies a kind & loving soul~
HUH?! I've Got A Blog?!
Well... the first blog of my life. did it to please some one . hope u're happy wif this. haha.
but sry to disappoint the rest for the boring blog.. ka ka ka
did nth much today but played games in an artic cold room..20degrees!.OH MY GOSH!.my hands are frozen. haha.anyway .i'll stop here for now..
but sry to disappoint the rest for the boring blog.. ka ka ka
did nth much today but played games in an artic cold room..20degrees!.OH MY GOSH!.my hands are frozen. haha.anyway .i'll stop here for now..
I dunno why i writin tis post at tis time of the night... haha. guess u can say i am bored!.
Sort of moody but yet for some reason cant figure out why. haha . I'm wierd =.=
to be continued~
I just wanna lean back catch some fresh air
close my eyes & not think about anythin anymore.
Benjamin Goi Jia Jun 
